{"type":"standard","title":"Shinkyōgoku Street","displaytitle":"Shinkyōgoku Street","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q11501300","titles":{"canonical":"Shinkyōgoku_Street","normalized":"Shinkyōgoku Street","display":"Shinkyōgoku Street"},"pageid":65194332,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/41/Entrance_of_Shinkyogoku_by_galaygobi_in_Kyoto.jpg/330px-Entrance_of_Shinkyogoku_by_galaygobi_in_Kyoto.jpg","width":320,"height":481},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Entrance_of_Shinkyogoku_by_galaygobi_in_Kyoto.jpg","width":2000,"height":3008},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1245659669","tid":"b5e7fdaa-7281-11ef-9fbb-694a4b5346fd","timestamp":"2024-09-14T10:11:30Z","description":"Street in Kyoto city, Japan","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinky%C5%8Dgoku_Street","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinky%C5%8Dgoku_Street?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinky%C5%8Dgoku_Street?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Shinky%C5%8Dgoku_Street"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinky%C5%8Dgoku_Street","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Shinky%C5%8Dgoku_Street","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinky%C5%8Dgoku_Street?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Shinky%C5%8Dgoku_Street"}},"extract":"Shinkyōgoku Street is a shopping street that runs from north to south in the center of the city of Kyoto. The street extends for approximately 500 m from Sanjō Street on its northern end to Shijō Street on its southern end and it is located between Ura Teramachi Street and Teramachi Street.","extract_html":"
Shinkyōgoku Street is a shopping street that runs from north to south in the center of the city of Kyoto. The street extends for approximately 500 m from Sanjō Street on its northern end to Shijō Street on its southern end and it is located between Ura Teramachi Street and Teramachi Street.
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