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The New York/New Jersey Juggernaut were a women's professional softball team based in Central Islip, New York. They were founding members of National Pro Fastpitch and were founded in 2004. They were sold in 2005 and renamed the New York Juggernaut. The team folded shortly after the 2005 season concluded. In 2013, the second NPF franchise to represent the region was created called the New York/New Jersey Comets.
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