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Frederick Douglas Wakefield is an American former professional football player who was an offensive tackle and guard on offense and a defensive end on defense. He played college football for the Illinois Fighting Illini and was signed by the Arizona Cardinals as an undrafted free agent in 2001. Wakefield has also played for the Oakland Raiders.
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The Kauffman Center for the Performing Arts is in downtown Kansas City, Missouri, USA, at 16th and Broadway, near the city's Power & Light District, the T-Mobile Center and the Crossroads Arts District. Opened in 2011, it houses two venues: the 1,800-seat Muriel Kauffman Theatre, home of the Kansas City Ballet and Lyric Opera of Kansas City; and the 1,600-seat Helzberg Hall, home of the Kansas City Symphony Orchestra. Both venues host a variety of artists and performance groups in addition to these three resident entities.
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{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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