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{"fact":"The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.","length":63}
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{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}
{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"fact":"Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible as cat families interact best in pairs.","length":102}
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