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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}

{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}

{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}

{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}

{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}

{"slip": { "id": 69, "advice": "Visitors are like fish: As much as you might like them, after three days they start to smell."}}

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{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}

{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}

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